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TO : ALL
From : HELEN GIROUARD
Subj : FEMALE CHAUVINISTS?
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THE RULES
1. The female always makes the rules
2. The rules are subject to change at any time
without prior notification
3. No male can possibly know all the rules
4. If the female suspects the male knows all the rules,
she must immediately change some or all of the rules
5. The female is never wrong
6. If the female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding
which was a direct result of something the male did or said wrong
7. If rule 6 applies, the male must apologize immediately
for causing the misunderstanding
8. The female can change her mind at any given point in time
9. The male must never change his mind without express written
consent from the female
10. The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time
11. The male must remain calm at all times, unless the
female wants him to be angry or upset
12. The female must, under no circumstances, let the male
know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset
13. Any attempt to document these rules could result in bodily harm
14. If the female has PMS, all rules are null and void
15. If two females disagree about a rule, they are both right
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